May 2011
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Well....I just don't believe you.
Since I’m sitting at home on a Friday, might as well add a post to tumblr.
Got a “request for communication” from this guy today.
His about me section says:
I am a physician who is looking for fun,and that is including bieng with a girls who can understand me of course.I am not sure what this relation that I am looking for will end up with.
C’mon...
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Crossing a milestone... er, somthing like that...
Very pretty.. :)
I got my first two word email! Woo! And, by “Woo”, I mean seriously dude?! Does that work? I mean, I don’t even know if I’m supposed to respond. And by, “I don’t even know if I’m supposed to respond”, I mean, I’m not going to… cuz you gots crazy eyes, dude.
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...insert puking noise here....
“I think I just threw up in my mouth.” Dude is 57 years old.
Hi there widdove my name is Jim Im a single white man with no kids and like to be the man you are looking for I like to sat around a campfire with that nice lady like you to talk to and be your sugar daddy or what ever you like me to be I like to hear back from you. love Jim
No punctuation. No grammar. Did I mention...
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And boy, are his arms tired!!
Since I’m being lame on the dating scene…I’m gonna’ reblog some of my first posts. They were my best ones anyways, and I wasn’t being followed by all you wonderful people back then. Hope you enjoy!! :o)
Most of my odd online dating encounters come via email. This one made me check how private my personal information really is…
Hay mami!
Wow!!! too bad...
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learningtolive86:
theserialdater:
saraplainandtall:
Laughing so hard I had to stop reading!
OMG. I laughed so hard, I pee’d a little. and cried. at the same time.
I’m crying at the laundromat. Omg. These are so funny to me now that I’ve got an iPhone.
Oh. my. gosh!! I laughed so hard I’m crying!! Not technically dating related….but the last one on this page totally fits,...
“there are a few rules I know to be true about love and marriage: If you don’t...”
– Mitch Albom (Tuesdays with Morrie)
ihavewastedmylife replied to your post: loveandbetween replied to your post:Hello My name…
NO. he sounds SO BORING, DEAR GOD.
I don’t know why, but that made me laugh SO hard. :o) I think it was the voice I used when I read it…. Ahh, easily amused over here.
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loveandbetween replied to your post:Hello My name is Clint. I came across your…
Oh please try him out, he sounds like a really nice guy!
I’m planning on it. Just hope my lack of enthusiasm over dating right now doesn’t make me miss out on something that might be good. Or my weirdness about guys who are shorter than me…
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Hello
My name is Clint. I came across your profile and wanted to introduce myself. In reading your profile and viewing your pics, not only are you a truly beautiful woman, you seem like a person I would very much like to get to know. If you feel the same please write me back. I hope you are off to a great week and I hope to hear from you soon Nice to meet you Clint
Oh. my. gosh!! He has...
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"...You make the rockin world go round..."
His “Perfect Match”:
I like thicker ladies… U have to be open and very honest…
A real charmer, this one. At least he’s (barely) still in his 30’s. Also, FYI….when all of your profile pics include you just barely peeking out from under a baseball cap…that’s suspicous.
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Normal....Where are you?
I’m leaving again for the weekend, but thought I’d post my most recent interactions. Have I mentioned lately that I’m so over online dating (for the moment)?
Most recent email:
hello
would like to chat with you some, I am strong in my faith for without it I would truly be lost. motivated and determined male looking for a serious relationship as I’m moving on with my...
My very good real-life friend just made a blog.... →
Yay!! I have over 50 followers now! :o) But I think at least three of ‘em are fakes… Do you guys block these people, or just ignore ‘em?
Hi to my most recent followers!! And thank you!!
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Blow it out your....
Dude is blowing smoke outta’ his mouth. How is that intriguing? Or teddybear like? Also, this is the second message I’ve gotten that says the same thing. Way to be original.
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I interrupt this dating blog...
…to see if any of my tumblr friends know anything about The HCG Diet or Novarel shots for weight loss? My doctor suggested this program, and I’m just trying to find out as much as I can about it…
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What I missed while I was away this weekend...
—The creeper that I posted about last week(ish), who I have not responded to, added me to his “Favorites” on Match. That makes me think he hasn’t gotten the point yet…
—I continue to attract guys (note the plural) far beyond my age range, including this gem:
I hope there aren’t crazy eyes hiding behind those sunglasses….
—Shaun is the...
